Merch

Welcome to the exPorter online store where you can find all the exPorter merch your heart desires. Everything guaranteed* to make you as cool as can be. Items are made with the finest ingredients known to each member of the band.....which doesn't really mean much since we don't really actually make any of this stuff. It all comes from ideas in our brains which are then shipped off to the magical wizards of the Internet who then return back to us so we can make it available to you. The wonders of industry.

We hope you enjoy! Want to save on shipping? If you're local to SB, just select "In-Store Pickup" at checkout and we'll hook you up! And if there's any merch you'd like to have exPorter-ized, contact us today.

*Guarantee not valid anywhere. Coolness is a state of mind and you don't need exPorter gear, or anything, to get you there.....hopefully the gear will help, but you are cool with or without us.